Old White People Foods

Okay, so I was encouraged to do this after the number I did on a meat and cheese tray at Ravenswork in Venice. Wonderful people, great sound engineers, and a great breakfast. But that's for another day, today we're discussing the lovely old white people foods that were just delivered.

Cheese + Meat + Bread = Sandwich. Old white people don't like sandwiches. You eat them with your hands and they remind them of construction workers. So what do you do? Substitute crackers for bread and you have a platter. Old white people love platters. They also love grapes and cashews and little chessmen cookies, which we were treated to as well. A wonderful spread delivered and prepared by some wonderful people, all in all I give it a great review.