The Maiden Voyage...

Allright people, I eat a lot, and I've decided to put that knowledge to good use and write a little bit about all that food. More specifically, I'll be reviewing the selections offered at various locations associated with the ad industry. First, a few ground rules:

Don't get mad at me. Everything I eat is absolutely delicious, it's just that some of it is more delicious than all the other stuff. It's not my fault if you're the Hillary Clinton of advertising food: you're still great, it's just that you aren't Barack Obama. And if you are the Hilldog of Ad food, maybe you should be nicer and less like a robot.

For the time being, there will be no official rating system, although I guess I'm open to suggestions.

As much as I've appreciated all the food I've eaten over the past year or so, the reviewing starts now. There will be no retroactive food reviews. I'm treating this much like eating: it happens and it's done. I'm not a bird; nothing is getting regurgitated.

I think I legally have to say that the views expressed herein in no way represent those of my boss, my employer, my mother, my father, your mother, your father, or William H. Macy. However, since we know William H. is a big fan, we'd like to remind everyone that the deluxe edition of "Wild Hogs" is out on DVD soon.

So here goes nothing, I'm officially a douchebag with a blog now.