Showing posts with label General Info. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General Info. Show all posts

Monday, September 8, 2008

Ironing out some problems...

I feel like this has gone pretty well so far; thanks to everyone who's reading, it's been a fun ride. Here are a few changes I'm going to institute just so you know:

1) I'm going to label every blog post with four things: where I was when eating, what kind of business it is, where the food was ordered from, and what type of cuisine it was. That way, if you wanted to make sure Ravenswork had good snacks before going there, you could search "Ravenswork", or you could search "sound" and it would return the Ravenswork post as well. I may be getting a little ahead of myself here, but it seems when Charlie Eats is rivaling google as the most used website in the history of mankind, this feature could be wildly important.

2) I still need a rating system. Come on people, help me out here. Something incredibly random. We need to change the way people talk about food, and it needs to be change they can believe in... A new way to approach evaluating culinary delights... YES WE CAN!

3) I don't have a three, but awesome things always come in 3s (ie The 3 Stooges, The 3 Ninjas, the Axis of Evil... All threes, all badass) so I had to fake one.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Maiden Voyage...

Allright people, I eat a lot, and I've decided to put that knowledge to good use and write a little bit about all that food. More specifically, I'll be reviewing the selections offered at various locations associated with the ad industry. First, a few ground rules:

Don't get mad at me. Everything I eat is absolutely delicious, it's just that some of it is more delicious than all the other stuff. It's not my fault if you're the Hillary Clinton of advertising food: you're still great, it's just that you aren't Barack Obama. And if you are the Hilldog of Ad food, maybe you should be nicer and less like a robot.

For the time being, there will be no official rating system, although I guess I'm open to suggestions.

As much as I've appreciated all the food I've eaten over the past year or so, the reviewing starts now. There will be no retroactive food reviews. I'm treating this much like eating: it happens and it's done. I'm not a bird; nothing is getting regurgitated.

I think I legally have to say that the views expressed herein in no way represent those of my boss, my employer, my mother, my father, your mother, your father, or William H. Macy. However, since we know William H. is a big fan, we'd like to remind everyone that the deluxe edition of "Wild Hogs" is out on DVD soon.

So here goes nothing, I'm officially a douchebag with a blog now.