Okay, so I was encouraged to do this after the number I did on a meat and cheese tray at Ravenswork in Venice. Wonderful people, great sound engineers, and a great breakfast. But that's for another day, today we're discussing the lovely old white people foods that were just delivered.
Cheese + Meat + Bread = Sandwich. Old white people don't like sandwiches. You eat them with your hands and they remind them of construction workers. So what do you do? Substitute crackers for bread and you have a platter. Old white people love platters. They also love grapes and cashews and little chessmen cookies, which we were treated to as well. A wonderful spread delivered and prepared by some wonderful people, all in all I give it a great review.
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what about olives?
No, there weren't olives, but I prefer grapes in that scenario. I have no clue why, but a grape, cheese, and meat cracker sandwich is absolutely delicious to me. I don't know why the grapes work, they just do.
As for your parents Chad, I'm sure they eat their tuna and mayo off of a platter of some sort, which totally validates my contention that old white people will eat anything, even something they think they don't like, off of a platter. Would anyone eat a deviled egg of a plate? No. Platter? Everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.
we actually eat them out of a tupperware container. and for the record, i would eat deviled eggs off the bathroom floor of 6500 wilshire. i love deviled eggs.
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